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kick it up my ass. BAM! [Feb. 19th, 2005|12:41 pm]
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[joffy]
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efyiu:
"Guys this community sucks so I thought to make it suck just a little more, I'd disguise this post as me asking you to describe what you think people look/act like while on the internet. But in fact, this post is an excuse for me to kiss sostark, shamroq and ashcanprobably's asses and try to make them think I am cool. And to make cyns feel like he is special enough for me to even give a second thought about. Here are some of my descriptions:

"ashcanprobably I picture as a fat, bald Czechoslovakian gay guy scratching his ass and then wiping the residue and last week's grilled cheese sandwich on the keyboard while typing the word "GASP!" in a comment to me. I want to lick it up and then dance naked for him. Plus, the idea of him getting gay raped in jail makes me hard.

"sostark is the girl nextdoor, 11 years old, daisy socks, cargo pants that she will grow into one day, eating an organic muffin with bacon, carrots, fisheyes, and dalmatian puppies in the mixture (her own recipe).

"cyns is a white girl with no belt and custom-made socks, slurping up 151 with a spoon.

"shamroq has no time for the internet and I wish he was around all the time because I like sewing my lips to the smooth curves of his happy-go-lucky Boston-looking ass.

"later, fags."
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[User Picture]From: mengus
2005-02-19 01:35 pm (UTC)
Kick it up a notch. This was easy, and you only went half way.
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[User Picture]From: joffy
2005-02-19 02:22 pm (UTC)
well i didn't want to insult people too hard. after all, they are people with feelings and all.
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