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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2005|02:49 am]
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phoenix_blade
This community sucks almost as much as the hose that is attached to the cavernous blackhole vagina of joffy, with her putrilescently slimy, gargantuan labia flapping in the hurricane force wind of suckiness that is created by the airless void of her anathema of a genitalia.

Someone do something to entertain me, bitches..
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2005|09:46 am]
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joffy
This journal is almost as entertaining as penguinonthelam.

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moving right along [Feb. 16th, 2005|08:43 am]
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joffy
I am going to fucking prod each and every one of you with a taser that has touched my luscious taint more than once in order to get you posting and reviewing. I will annoy the shit out of you on AIM if you have the fetus that that goat bore after I jacked off to it last summer on that pasture. I will leave annoying as cyns comments on your LJ as well. Beware.

I might even whine like a fourteen-year-old to other internet people because I have no life and consider myself as good a writer as ashcanprobably. I’m just that fucking ignorant. I'm like a cock, that gets into the skin surrounding my acne-ridden anus, and spreads infectious man semen everywhere. Several of you told me you were going to post penis pictures (mengus), but yet haven’t, and I have been yearning. Do you remember what happened to scottishtiger? You do, don't you? Picture Albanians coming out of your ass. Step to.

And if you think I’m pretending that i am stupid, hahaha, watch and see. Ask aniccata, she’ll let you know what IQ a brother has.
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hate on joffy [Feb. 15th, 2005|07:04 pm]
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joffy
penguinonthelam

  • sucks mengus's e-cock

  • has a horrible icon

  • can't come up with anything witty despite her multitude of comments. she constantly makes use of the witty analogy tactic but fails miserably

  • probably thinks her journal rocks because of cliche sarcastic phrases such as "OMG now i am going to jump off the brooklyn bridge"

    remind you of anyone?
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    (no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2005|04:09 pm]
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    joffy
    Open for business.
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